brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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