Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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