why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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