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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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