Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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