How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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