Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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