did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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