There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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