The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
we're so committed to being not committed
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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