How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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