i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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