Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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