Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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