if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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