He kissed a someone with a penis
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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