Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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