MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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