ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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