pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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