thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
