we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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