'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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