Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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