4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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