hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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