It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize
