nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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