Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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