well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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