Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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