Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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