break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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