ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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