just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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