So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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