i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
