There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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