? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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