Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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