he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
