Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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