who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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