that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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