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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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