Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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