And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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