what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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