Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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