friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
tequila makes me forget i have legs
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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